Do the Conservatives have any idea at all?

Waterways News Snippets

From the blog of David Stewart,  Conservative party and intending to stand as a MP-Candidate in the future.

Oh dear….

“Vandalism of property, misuse of the canal network and a very small number of actual waterway users are the real problems on our canals.” 

Oh sorry to be a problem!

“We should be tackling the real problems facing the waterways which are crime and a decline in their use”

Decline???

Hey Mr Stewart, take a look at this!

“Inland waterway boating is already enjoyed by many thousands, with the potential to increase still further”

“There are grave problems facing the canal networks that these individuals have failed to mention at all”.

Such as?

“We should be tackling the real problems facing the waterways which are crime and a decline in their use and that is certainly what the next Conservative government would set about doing.”

Hahahahaha! Yeah and pigs will fly Mr Stewart!